Adults Only
So I went to the movies with my wife and friends the other night to see Madagascar. It was OK. But what is one of my top 5 funniest life moments happened that day. I'm sure you had to be there to understand but I will try to explain.
We are sitting in a theatre with about 300 little kids and parents. The trailers begin to role. But they are not for Dreamworks next critter flick or Disney'ss next flop. No... not for this crowd. We get trailers about crump dancing, women taking their clothes off, hookers, tricks, pimps, domestic violence, gangs, drugs, and the like...My friend Ryan and I are giggling our heads off while most adults in the room are mortified. Eventually one Parent ran out after the first sex scene when his kid asked him what a pimp was. Dad came back with a manager. The manager stopped the reel and apologized for loading the wrong film and destroying 300 innocent minds.
I know, I know, I'm could be called sick, but it tickled me on a level so deep that I can't explain. Here's to you Harkins!
We are sitting in a theatre with about 300 little kids and parents. The trailers begin to role. But they are not for Dreamworks next critter flick or Disney'ss next flop. No... not for this crowd. We get trailers about crump dancing, women taking their clothes off, hookers, tricks, pimps, domestic violence, gangs, drugs, and the like...My friend Ryan and I are giggling our heads off while most adults in the room are mortified. Eventually one Parent ran out after the first sex scene when his kid asked him what a pimp was. Dad came back with a manager. The manager stopped the reel and apologized for loading the wrong film and destroying 300 innocent minds.
I know, I know, I'm could be called sick, but it tickled me on a level so deep that I can't explain. Here's to you Harkins!
posted by James at 5:46 PM
1 Comments:
Seriously, I read this on Sunday night and I refrained from commenting because I hate to be the first one to comment as if I have nothing better to do than check everyone's blog and post my comment...but I actually do live to check everyone's blog, SO THERE!
Very funny posting, I would have laughed hard, too. There's nothing funnier than parents like me with no sense of humor when it comes to exposing my kids to lewd footage.
Keep posting. And Micah, if your reading this, you need to post, Buddy. Put down the paintbrush and humor your people.
God save the Blog.
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